You have no idea. [Thank god it was only chocobos and not something that, like, eats people.] Hell, I wouldn't say no to an invasion of corgis.

[Much cuter than this, frankly, and he loves these stupid giant birds. He shuffles forward a bit hesitantly, hand held out until he's close enough to pet it. It's more interested in the food than biting his hands off, craning down to investigate her packet and stick its beak in.]

These guys are like puppies, really, just—big and feathery.