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YA BOI, GUZMA ([personal profile] boi) wrote in [community profile] quaranmeme 2017-06-20 02:21 pm (UTC)

Guzma | Pokemon

wark games:

[ These were some strange as hell birds. But they look powerful, and that's what Guzma is after.

You see, he's just released his secret weapon, his Golisopod, from his pokéball and it seems the two creatures are engaged in a Mexican stand-off. Occasionally, the giant bug will attack and the chocobo will pounce back, and to most people it looks like he's taking part in a weird animal fighting ring, but what Guzma really thinks is that he's just taming a powerful, wild pokémon. One can even see red and white balls scattered at the monsters' feet, where he presumably failed to catch this giant chicken. ]


Just a lil more! Show 'em what you really got! We ain't leavin' without that foreign pokémon!

[ Help him...? ]

attraction repellant:

Buddy. Buddy.

[ Someone just happens to be way in your space, draping a powerful arm over your shoulder and schmoozing in way too close and familiarly. You looked different out of the crowd here, and that's just enough for his affection-addled mind to wander over and burst your personal bubble. ]

Listen, I'm a new guy. Surprising, right? I went right through a magic portal and wound up here of all places. I need you to spill the beans. Just where the fresh heck is a woman named Lusamine? You see, she writes my paycheck for the time being and I really, really hate pushing back the payday. You look like a helpful type, aren't you? So why don't you tell me nice and easy where she is. She's blonde, hair down to her ankles, maybe a bit crazy. But that's what's fun about her! Heh heh.

So you tell me and I'll let you go! Fun deal we have, yo?

friendr:


Friendr
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» Age: Mind your freakin' business!
» Seeking: Grunts
» Preferences: Strong, reliable, follows orders.
» Interests: Pokémon, a lil Mayhem, Being the BO$$
» Bio: You're looking at Team Skull's head honcho! You message me, you better show some respect, yo!
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Guzma
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Wild Card:

[ Feel free to pick any other prompt, make up your own, or hash something out with me on [plurk.com profile] rowlet! ]

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