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the agent formerly known as skye. ([personal profile] evite) wrote in [community profile] quaranmeme 2018-08-04 01:57 am (UTC)

please tell me you actually run and not jog
because jogging is the worst
it's like white suburban women designed the optimal speed for simultaneously hating themselves and sipping their chai latte while dragging along a four pound chiweenie on a bedazzled pink leash


( skye, that is really specific... )

dude, i hate to break it to you, but that's not fun
that sounds like all the shit my boss used to make me do back home to "stay current"

sleep is not fun. going to parties and standing in the corner nursing a single drink and praying you could go home is also not fun.
you need finn-specific fun

like skydiving or laughing at other people who get shitfaced at a bar during happy hour and then convincing them they're supposed to buy you the next round

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