anhonorableman: (you dork)
Geralt of Rivia ([personal profile] anhonorableman) wrote in [community profile] quaranmeme 2018-07-23 01:28 pm (UTC)

ahaha, no worries! mine was much the same because of a massive local holiday!

[ Baffled but charmed, his at-first quizzical expression smoothed out into a smile. ]

A pleasure to meet you, Maia. Your--

[ His expression compressed again, clearly trying to gauge the right honorific; an uptick in the pitch of his voice made the following word a question, ]

Majesty?

[ Geralt is very obviously not familiar with courtly fashion or manners, as much as he's aiming for a relaxed approximation with an earnest effort. ]

I'm Geralt of Rivia.

[ And he wastes a second to be glad that at least here that won't conjure up the less-kind titles he's accrued over many years. Not many people want to share a table with the Butcher of Blaviken. ]

No catch -- that I've experienced yet, anyway. I was a little worried at first that they wouldn't serve non-humans, but then--

[ He lifted both hands to indicate a creature of massive scale, ]

Peeking in, I saw them bringing food to a talking bear. This big! I was half-afraid it would buckle the seat it sat on, just looking at it. Serving girl didn't even bat a lash, as if talking bears were ordinary as rain.

In any case -- there's no catch... per se. But after four meals, I think it might be some kind of local... custom about negotiating arranged marriages.

[ He shrugged, as if to say 'beats me' and gestured to Maia with an open hand. ]

Is there anything in particular you do have a taste for?

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