[ Owen laughs softly. He's a funny guy, at least. It's nice, after having grown tired of people in general over the past few months. (Maybe he's the problem but. Whatever.) ]

You do strike me as one of those coffeeshop hipster types. [ Yeah he knows what a hipster is, thanks. ] So how'd you manage these sweet digs? I'm assuming you didn't just stumble across the place one day.