[Maybe, but it's the only one she could think of that wasn't tainted by memories of people who aren't with her anymore and Stephen doesn't get that window into her past yet.]

It's not my fault English is strange. [Especially the slang. Spider-Man and his "throwing hands," how ridiculous.] But I think 'embarrassing story' doesn't mean 'that time an injured lady thought I was hot.'

[She's very clearly teasing, but Stephen seems like the type who needs to be called out every once in a while or else his ego will get too big.]