[ Jyushimatsu would have participated if he wasn't thoroughly discouraged by his brothers, who feared for something terrible to happen if he were to step on stage and exhibit his... secret technique. It's best not to know what such alleged technique is about when it comes to this guy.
But he's still among the audience, and his attention is immediately drawn away from the show when he sees a tall bipedal panda cheering and talking--holy crap it's TALKING--to someone nearby. As the sort of guy who nabs attention for himself by being weird, Jyushimatsu won't even give a warning before skipping past people and climbing up the panda's back, reaching the top in no time and suddenly filling the panda's vision with his upside-down face that's split in a big, way too big smile. ]
Wow! You're the amazing one for standing right here, you know?
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But he's still among the audience, and his attention is immediately drawn away from the show when he sees a tall bipedal panda cheering and talking--holy crap it's TALKING--to someone nearby. As the sort of guy who nabs attention for himself by being weird, Jyushimatsu won't even give a warning before skipping past people and climbing up the panda's back, reaching the top in no time and suddenly filling the panda's vision with his upside-down face that's split in a big, way too big smile. ]
Wow! You're the amazing one for standing right here, you know?
[ Smooth. Rude, but smooth. ]