[The trouble came to her long before she ever got that armor. In fact, the armor is a result of all the trouble and attention she seems to attract.]

I envy you your capability to adapt and manage. [Truth be told, Relm doesn't miss the smell all that much. It IS rather nice. But still, it doesn't feel quite right without it.] And here I realize I never actually caught your name, fellow purveyor of debauchery.