Roger that! Man, it's like that movie, The Invasion. But, like, nobody's an alien.

Okay, maybe not like The Invasion, but.

[He's half-rambling to himself as he goes, though he's good enough to focus a bit more.]

How does anyone know who they're talking about? Do they just add an A and B to the end of your names? And are you guys super alike, or is it like a bizarro thing where they're polar opposites? Oh! Does anyone have any evil twins, like, mustache-twirling style-?