I'm not terrible in a kitchen — if microwaves are involved. Anything requiring a recipe? Not so much. [He's totally a latchkey kid. But anyway, he's more distracted by the fact that she's pointing out how lacking in grace he is among company, and promptly staggers through his reply.] I, yes, that — you surprised me. Luckily, my butt is definitely stuck and I don't think I'll be falling out anytime soon. Not that you needed to know that. But now you do.

[Kill me now I'm so embarrassed.]