That's the opposite of what I said!

[ Muffled complaints as he rubs his eyes red but dry, and then he pulls away to wave in annoyance at the hot spring. ]

Your accursed dampness has gotten over my face! [ He's just one soggy godling, one way or another. ] Be useful and tell me, what is the last thing you remember doing before the portal called to you?

[ As Loki pulls himself together. ]