I'm sure we can still arrange that. I could, like, slander your name or something. Isn't that a thing people duel over?

[ Cisco squints as if contemplating it and then shakes his head. ]

Just not the same if you ask me.

[ He can't help wondering, though, how many people across the city are having tense and uncomfortable conversations with boyfriends and girlfriends over this whole mistletoe nonsense. Probably whoever installed it only meant the best, but really, it's probably sowed the seeds of a whole lot of chaos. ]

So, um, I'm guessing from how fast you listed those other colors that you've gotten caught in these things a few times before?