_{[ There we go! A topic lighter for him to talk about. Sort of. Karamatsu laughs in reaction, elbowing Chibita back when he starts shoving him. He talks theatrically, as if talking about something beautiful but it sounds really stupid coming out of his mouth: ]}

Ahaha! Ah, you may think I am joking, but I am brutally honest! Oh, I can still remember the curves along her derrière, the softness of her bosom-- the way the edge of my holy sword pressed close to her sacred scabbard, yearning to be sheathed! It was so hot, but I think her thundering heart was not prepared! A-and so, she left me!

_{[ STOP. DON'T ALLOW HIM TO KEEP TALKING LIKE THIS, CHIBITA.
He simmers down— were there tears in his eyes again? It's hard to tell because he's smiling to wide. ]}

... ah, I get excited thinking about it.
_{[ NO. ]}