[Wow. That is a lot of anger over a simple weather forecast. Cecil even goes back and listens to it again... and it sounds just like a normal weather segment to him. It makes him wonder what the issue could be.]

I'm going to be honest, [he replies slowly, choosing his words with some care,] I don't really know what you're talking about. This is what weather forecasts are for - sharing sounds that have meaning because we give them meaning, and internalizing that meaning to validate feelings inside ourselves. [He laughs, as if Finn is just being silly.] I would love to change the forecast if you didn't like it, but that just isn't how weather works.

[Duh??]