[ Someone slouches past, hands in the pockets of a pair of grey jeans, right up to the cuffs of the long-sleeved black shirt he wears, only to stop. Backtracking a few steps in battered sneakers, there's an audible sniff or two.
Eventually, a grey(???) hand paws aside the cloth flap advertising oden, revealing what might have looked like a young man with hella bed hair, if not for the fact that he's clearly not human at all. Grey-skinned, with nubby horns the color of candy corn, sharp teeth, and yellow eyes save for his red irises, the Alternian grimaces at the sight of those wrinkly sacks and balls of god-knows-what simmering obscenely in a mysterious, glossy fluid. ]
Oh my god. [ He wrinkles his nose. ] That looks like the festering chunks that could get evicted from the quivering gastric sphincter of a constipated--
[ Which is precisely when whatever passes for his stomach -- stomachs? -- gives a hearty growl.
vi. watch out we got two foul-mouthed boys up in here
Eventually, a grey(???) hand paws aside the cloth flap advertising oden, revealing what might have looked like a young man with hella bed hair, if not for the fact that he's clearly not human at all. Grey-skinned, with nubby horns the color of candy corn, sharp teeth, and yellow eyes save for his red irises, the Alternian grimaces at the sight of those wrinkly sacks and balls of god-knows-what simmering obscenely in a mysterious, glossy fluid. ]
Oh my god. [ He wrinkles his nose. ] That looks like the festering chunks that could get evicted from the quivering gastric sphincter of a constipated--
[ Which is precisely when whatever passes for his stomach -- stomachs? -- gives a hearty growl.
Ok, yeah, except that it smells delicious?????? ]