"I'm sure there's a lot of bondage in them!"
_{[ This is so annoying and irritating. Gintoki is just gonna march on over there and lean over, picking up the edge of the kotatsu and flipping it. Thankfully, there's nothing on it, except maybe a few JUMP magazines that carried over with him on his person when he got sent here. ]}

OUT! OUT! EVERYBODY OUT! DUMB & DUMBER, GO HOME AND EAT SOME CRAP! Don't you both have families or something?
_{[ He's having a fit, and now the kotatsu has been flipped, allowing cold air to surge over both of the Osomatsus. ]}

I'm tired of AVs, I'm tired of the kotatsu, I'm tired of Showa-era, I don't wanna see any more bowl cuts here. What is with that haircut anyway, eh!? Ah!? It's straight! It's entirely too straight! It has no character! Who the hell wants to like characters with straight hair!?

_{[ When things get bad, always insult the hair. ]}