This is, without a doubt, the stupidest mission that Felix has ever been on.
True, the money is good. And true, it's not so stupid that he refused to do it. But that's only because the money is so good. If it weren't for that paycheck, he wouldn't bother. Because, seriously, who the fuck likes mushrooms so much that they're willing to pay people to hunt them down in a goddamn jungle? Not only that, but also pay for the risk involved in getting them?
Not that it's a risk, really. Not in Felix's opinion. What are a couple of monsters after fighting aliens? Hell, after all the time spent among those incompetent Chorus forces, some of the monsters are actually fun.
Still, the fact remains that it's a stupid mission. And Felix isn't shy about sharing his thoughts on it.
"You know," begins the fully armored mercenary, "you would think that a society so fixated on rebuilding would spend a little more time building and a little less on fungi."
prompt ii: what a fun-gi
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
It may be hard to locate the source of that complaint. It sounds like it's coming from a very angry man. But, look around, and there are no men to be found. Just a pile of glowing mushrooms and a six-inch armored action figure. A figure that is ... moving. Pacing back and forth. Throwing its tiny arms in the air.
felix | red vs. blue
This is, without a doubt, the stupidest mission that Felix has ever been on.
True, the money is good. And true, it's not so stupid that he refused to do it. But that's only because the money is so good. If it weren't for that paycheck, he wouldn't bother. Because, seriously, who the fuck likes mushrooms so much that they're willing to pay people to hunt them down in a goddamn jungle? Not only that, but also pay for the risk involved in getting them?
Not that it's a risk, really. Not in Felix's opinion. What are a couple of monsters after fighting aliens? Hell, after all the time spent among those incompetent Chorus forces, some of the monsters are actually fun.
Still, the fact remains that it's a stupid mission. And Felix isn't shy about sharing his thoughts on it.
"You know," begins the fully armored mercenary, "you would think that a society so fixated on rebuilding would spend a little more time building and a little less on fungi."
prompt ii: what a fun-gi
"WHAT THE FUCK!?"
It may be hard to locate the source of that complaint. It sounds like it's coming from a very angry man. But, look around, and there are no men to be found. Just a pile of glowing mushrooms and a six-inch armored action figure. A figure that is ... moving. Pacing back and forth. Throwing its tiny arms in the air.
"This is horseshit!"
Ah. Well.
Looks like it's not an action figure, after all.