_{[ Oh.. God. They're both so drunk. Karamatsu is drinking, but he's not quite at their level yet. He huffs a breath and stands to his feet, running his fingers through his hair before joining his brothers a little closer. ]}

Ah, sweet D.va-chan, a divine goddess from heaven. Cute, heroic.. a passionate flower with unseen thorns.
I'm sorry, Choromatsu. But I've already stolen her heart. She's a Karamatsu Girl now-- she cannot even speak to me because of how sexy I am.
_{[ no she.. just stops talking to you when you get weird. ]}

You do not have a chance, my brother. I'm sorry.