Ah, an American who sticks by his apple pie, I'm shocked. One slice, please.

[ The latter being his order to the staff, he keeps his place at the crowded bar by leaning on it at a slouch by the newcomer. Whoever is behind him doesn't sound sober enough to mind and the place is pretty crowded, so Loki manages not to be too obvious about having a vested interest in chatting up handsome men. He can't eat his pie off the floor, can he? ]

Quite the appetite you've got, have you been running around in the jungle after mushrooms like everyone else?