[An overgrown, scaly cross between a dog, a cat, and a horse, really. With his teeth retracted and his open mouth all gummy, he hardly looks threatening.]
I'm Hiccup Haddock, my father is Chief of the Hooligan Tribe from Berk. It's a wet lump of rock in the middle of nowhere, basically, in the Barbaric Archipelago. [Probably somewhere in the Scandinavian Scotland area, likely around the late 900s to early 1010s. BUT WHO REALLY KNOWS.] Yeah, we might not have much else, but there are tons of dragons in the Archipelago.
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I'm Hiccup Haddock, my father is Chief of the Hooligan Tribe from Berk. It's a wet lump of rock in the middle of nowhere, basically, in the Barbaric Archipelago. [Probably somewhere in the Scandinavian Scotland area, likely around the late 900s to early 1010s. BUT WHO REALLY KNOWS.] Yeah, we might not have much else, but there are tons of dragons in the Archipelago.