I dunno, dude. Write about what you like about yourself? You like being a squillionaire?

[ Of course she read it. She's bored. And it uses short words.]

You know, you're supposed to do the standard 'things I'd like to do with you for fun' stuff. Long walks on the beach, intergalactic crime spree--that kind of stuff. What makes you work, man.

[Someone's spent waaaay too much time on the internet.]