[ It's been an exciting day, all things considered. Green rain falling from the sky, everything going dark — why not add some scary monsters to the list, make it a perfect day? That's Hawke's reasoning, at least, and he seems completely undaunted by the knowledge that there are camouflaged super-bears lying in wait to eat him. In fact, he's just twirling his daggers, entirely nonchalant.

As they walk through the woods, he prattles on endlessly. It would be entirely fair if someone decided to kill him instead of the monsters. ]

What do you think they'll try to do first? Eat us? Maul us? Can't say I'd mind a little preamble before getting to the killing part. We don't have to be all business.

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	» Age: 27 » Seeking: Someone to hold me at night as I cry. » Preferences: Dog lovers » Interests: Dogs, daggers, killing people for money » Bio: I fought a dragon once!
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	Garrett Hawke
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[ Feel free to give me literally any of the prompts. I'm also happy to write starters! Questions can go to this journal's PMs or regnant. ]