001; ic anon meme

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ic anon meme

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Comments

[(Anonymous)]

How'd you get the scars?

[smokedout]

Not really any of your business, is it.

The important part is that the guy that gave 'em to me died like a dog two minutes later.

[(Anonymous)]

Such a tough guy.

Did he give you the ones on your arms too?

[smokedout]

Who the fuck is this.

[(Anonymous)]

I'll take that as a no then.

Figure it out with what's left of your brain.

[smokedout]

Exactly three people could've seen my arms, two have motive, one has the balls. And you're not him.

You better hope I don't figure it out.

[(Anonymous)]

What're you going to do? Kill me?

[smokedout]

Anything I could tell you is cliche, and it's easy to hide behind a computer screen and laugh at danger.

But trust me, I'll make you wish you were dead.

[(Anonymous)]

Promises, promises. I'll believe that when I see it.

[smokedout]

How about you speed up the process and show your face? Unless you're afraid I'll prove myself right.

[(Anonymous)]

What, you still haven't figured it out by now? Come on. How many hints do I have to drop before your feeble little mind puts it together?

[smokedout]

Listen, fucker, I'm not playing these fucking games with you.

[He says, playing these fucking games.]

[(Anonymous)]

Are you going to bark all day, little dog? Or are you going to bite?

[smokedout]

Are you serious? Is this Ivar?

This is low even for you.

[ragnarsson]

The fact it took you this long to figure it out once again makes me question how much brain power you honestly possess.

[smokedout]

Fuck off before I stick my cock in your eye.

I figured you'd have too much pride to hide behind a computer screen. But I guess there's no pride for someone with no working balls, huh.

[ragnarsson]

You say such sweet things.

Rule number one about fighting as a cripple: You take whatever advantage you can. There's no such thing as dirty tactics when the world is stacked against you.

[smokedout]

Funny, I figured a viking would worry about taking weak tactics. But I guess you're already shit outta luck for gaining your gods' favor, huh - best thing you coulda done was die and make your mom's life easier.

[ragnarsson]

Was that meant to get at me? Please, my brother's been using that line since day one. What happened to your mother? Did she kill herself when she realized how badly she'd fucked up in raising such a worthless piece of shit?

[smokedout]

You better not be on your floor when I go up there, because I am going to RIP YOUR FUCKING JAW OFF YOU CHEEKY MOTHER FUCKER.

[ragnarsson]

[Looks like he just scored a bullseye.]

Bring it on, asshole! I'll take your tongue out this time!